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24 Signs You Might Be A Full-On Vegan

Joel Kahn, M.D.
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September 16, 2013
Joel Kahn, M.D.
Cardiologist
By Joel Kahn, M.D.
Cardiologist
Dr. Kahn is the founder of the Kahn Center for Cardiac Longevity. He is a summa cum laude graduate of the University of Michigan School of Medicine and is a professor of medicine at Wayne State University School of Medicine.
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September 16, 2013

You might be a full-on vegan if…..

  1. You have chia seed packets in your purse.
  2. You've packed a Nutribullet for vacation.
  3. You don’t eat honey but you have no idea why.
  4. You refer to Bill Clinton as VOTUS.
  5. You have the Happycow.net app on your smartphone.
  6. You beam when Train sings “the best soy latte you have ever had.”
  7. You post pictures of smoothies on Instagram.
  8. You own a “Kale is the new beef” T-shirt.
  9. You know that a Rich Roll is not a kind of danish.
  10. You order only side dishes at restaurants.
  11. Your kitchen calendar is from a farmer’s market.
  12. You have sublingual, tablet and spray B12 in your cabinet.
  13. You have five flavors of hummus in your refrigerator.
  14. You think blue green algae tastes good.
  15. You give copies of Forks Over Knives as stocking stuffers.
  16. You know the difference between nori, spirulina, and maca.
  17. You put kale chips in lunch boxes.
  18. You think Daiya is a city near Camembert in France.
  19. You have an “I am not a chick nugget” sticker on your Mac.
  20. You don’t remember what your own body odor smells like.
  21. You read Dr. Mercola but skip over the quality animal protein recommendations.
  22. You've said "Rawesome!" out loud, in public, when tasting chia pudding.
  23. You know what it's like to crave Two Moms in the Raw granola.
  24. You take longer to pee than to poop.
Joel Kahn, M.D.
Joel Kahn, M.D.

Dr. Joel Kahn is the founder of the Kahn Center for Cardiac Longevity. He is a summa cum laude graduate of the University of Michigan School of Medicine and is a professor of medicine at Wayne State University School of Medicine. He is owner of GreenSpace Cafe in Ferndale, Michigan. His books, The Whole Heart Solution, Dead Execs Don't Get Bonuses, and Vegan Sex are all available for sale now.

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Dr. Joel Kahn is the founder of the Kahn Center for Cardiac Longevity. He is a summa cum laude graduate of the University of Michigan School of Medicine and is a professor of medicine at Wayne State University School of Medicine. He is owner of GreenSpace Cafe in Ferndale, Michigan. His books, The Whole Heart Solution, Dead Execs Don't Get Bonuses, and Vegan Sex are all available for sale now.

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